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Speak Like Gentleman
Be more sensitive to the fairer sex and be popular
with them by using politically correct words. Speak only the truth to
the ladies but in a gentle tone and gentler words, just like a
gentleman. Here are some examples to help you out:
- Ladies are not ‘air heads’. They are ‘reality
impaired’.
- Ladies are not ‘bad cooks’. They are ‘microwave
compatible’.
- Ladies are not ‘bleached blondes’. They are ‘peroxide
dependent’.
- Ladies are not ‘cold or frigid’. They are ‘thermally
inaccessible’.
- Ladies are not ‘conceited’. They are ‘intimately
aware of her best qualities’.
- Ladies are not ‘dumb’. They are a ‘detour off the
information superhighway’.
- Ladies are not ‘too skinny’. They are ‘skeletally
prominent’.
- Ladies do not ‘gain weight’. They are ‘metabolic
underachievers’.
- Ladies do not ‘go shopping’. They are ‘mall fluent’.
- Ladies do not ‘hate televised sports’. They are ‘athletically
ignorant’.
- Ladies do not ‘have a mustache’. They are ‘in
touch with their masculine side’.
- Ladies do not ‘nag you’. They become ‘verbally
repetitive’.
- Ladies do not ‘tease or flirt’. They engage in ‘artificial
stimulation’.
- Ladies do not ‘wear too much makeup’. They have reached
‘cosmetic saturation’.
- Ladies do not ‘wear too much perfume’. They commit ‘fragrance
abuse’.
- Ladies do not get ‘drunk or tipsy’. They get ‘chemically
inconvenienced’.
- Ladies do not get ‘fat or chubby’. They achieve ‘maximum
density’.
- Ladies do not want to be ‘married’. They want to lock
you in ‘domestic incarceration’.
- Ladies do not wear ‘too much jewelry’. They are ‘metallically
overburdened’.
- Ladies have not ‘been around’. They are ‘previously
enjoyed companions’.
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