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Dumb Quotes
Think a thousand times before saying anything. 'Slip
of the tongue' or a thoughtless sentence can set the crowd laughing all
around you. Though very few people are immuned to saying something
silly, funny or simply dumb at one time or other in their life. You can
see signs, read news and hear quotes of some of the most famous people
that are as foolish as the ones given below along with our comments:
- Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of
them serious. - Alan Minter, Boxer (Deaths may be fatal but they
necessarily do not need to be serious after all.)
- I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep
in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come
from a very deep place if it's true lightness. - Alicia Silverstone,
Actress (Is she clueless about what to say?)
- How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. - Anonymous
Manufacturer (Do not fold it with the baby, please.)
- During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands
in his pockets while biting his nails. - AP report describing Fresno
State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian (He must be biting his
toenails, then!)
- You guys line up alphabetically by height. Bill Peterson, Florida
State football coach (If you are taller than John, why don’t
you change your name to Peter?)
- The Internet is a great way to get on the net. Bob Dole,
Republican presidential candidate (He is certainly techno-friendly.)
- Most of my cliches aren’t original. – Chuck Knox (Mine
too!)
- Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean. - Pedro
Guerrero (Can’t they see what’s in my mind?)
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