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Jokes On Fools
Fun, silly jokes and humor are integral part of our
lives. We have also brought you some famous blonde jokes and they are
not meant just for harmless chuckles and giggles and are not meant to
hut anyone's feelings. So, just read them and have a bellyful of laugh:
- A certain silly man got fired from the M&M factory for
throwing out the W's.
- A fool of all times went to the doctor. Both his ears were burnt.
The doctor exclaimed, "What happened?" He told the doctor
that as he was ironing his shirt, someone called and he picked up
the iron instead of the receiver of the phone and stuck it to his
ear. When the doctor asked about the other ear, he ejaculated, "The
son of a bitch called back."
- A pretty rich man was a regular customer of a famous store. He
parked his Mercedes and entered his store. Only after a few minutes,
his favorite salesgirl came running him to tell him that someone
stole his Mercedes. When asked why she didn't tried to stop him, she
said that she at least noted the number of the car!
- A young fashionable woman on a vacation in Louisiana was
desperate to buy a pair of genuine alligator shoes but she was told
that she could only get them for the price she was willing to pay,
if she caught her own alligator. So, she headed for the swamps. In
the evening, one of the shopkeepers were amazed to see the young
woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand and about
five or six alligators by her side. She killed yet another one in
front of him and hauled it on to the swamp bank. Then, she shouted
in frustration, "Why, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
- Never give blondes the coffee breaks. It takes too long to
retrain them.
- The blonde nurse took the red marker to work because she might
need to draw blood!
- There were three women colleagues - an Asian, an European and a
Blonde. They noticed that their lady boss left work a little early
every day, so they decided to follow in her footsteps and leave
early too. Next day, the Asian was glad to have caught some extra
hours of sleep; the European was happy that she could do some extra
workout and cook a delicious dinner for her date too. However, the
Blonde just sighed and said that she was relieved not to have been
caught by the boss who was there in her bedroom with her husband!
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