Famous Funny Quotes on April Fool's Day

Famous Quotes on April Fool's Day

• The first of April, some do say
  Is set apart for All Fool's Day;
  But why the people call it so
  Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
  But on this day are people sent
  On purpose for pure merriment.

• The maple syrup's full of ants.
  A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
  Is that a spider on your back?
  I ate the whole pie by myself.
  The kitchen sink just overflowed.
  A flash flood washed away the school.
  I threw your blanket in the trash.
  I never lie----I---
  APRIL FOOL!

• Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

• You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.

• Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment.

• Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

• So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.

• It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.

• The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

• Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.