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April Fool : Funny Answers For Pickup Line
Clichés
Funny Answers For Pickup Line Clichés
Men lack creativity and imagination to be original
and thus, women have heard same sleazy pickup lines year after year and
generation after generation, to the point when they just seem to annoy
them. Here are some funny answers to such irritating pickup lines:
- Pickup Line: "Have we met before?" Answer: "May
be, I am he receptionist at the VD Clinic."
- Pickup Line: "I can tell that you want me." Answer: "To
leave. Yes."
- Pickup Line: "I think we have seen each other at someplace
before?" Answer: "I had thought not going there again
would avoid such accidents anymore."
- Pickup Line: "I want to give myself to you." Answer: "Sorry,
I don't accept cheap gifts."
- Pickup Line: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Answer: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
- Pickup Line: "Is this seat empty?" Answer: "If you
are going to sit here, this one will be empty too."
- Pickup Line: "What's your number?" Answer: "See
the phone book." Pickup Line: "But I don't know your name."
Answer: "That's in the phone book too."
- Pickup Line: "Your place or mine?" Answer: "You go
to yours and I'll go to mine."
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